Dolly Parton revealed in an interview on Good Morning Britain today that she is writing a movie about her life. “I’ve lived a long time, I’ve done a lot of stuff – I think there’s enough to make a movie!” said the iconic country music star. The Bear DJ’s are already tossing names back and forth about who should play Dolly in the film. Here’s our short list: Kristen Chenoweth… because she can really sing. Hayden Panettiere…because is petite like Dolly and can carry a tune. Jessica Simpson…because…we’re not sure why. Scarlett Johansson because she can act and has other required assets.


…and let’s face it we wrote this story just so we could post this Dolly pic from the 1982 film Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.